Certain pervy bloggers have been passing around this cute little [not even remotely safe for work] link to a computer screen cleaner. Although it's as freaky as it attractive, we had fun with it for a few minutes.
Several hours later...
S: My screen is dirty. [A sincere statement, not intended as a lead-in].
W: I sent you a monitor cleaner already! [Giggling and thinking I was quite clever]
S: That didn't do any good. All that did was leave lick marks on the outside of the screen.
[Pause]
W: Hey! [Not so clever after all, but damned amused]
