S, speaking with the righteous indignation of Those Who Get To Sleep In: The neighbor came knocking at the door at like 7 o'clock this morning!
W, thinking something isn't right, the neighbor KNOWS we're bedslugs. Then it clicks: Suzanne, I was still here at 7:00. Try again.
S, busted: Um, okay, it was probably like 9:00.
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8 comments:
so busted! =)
Snickering.... how very busted!
Hey, it felt A LOT earlier!
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LOL! A fellow shitty liar.
Am I the only one who wants to know what the neighbor wanted? Because if it was to say, "Hey, your chicken is loose again," good on them for caring about your chicken, but if it was to inquire about the nature of your yard art, S. was well within her rights to shoot to kill.
She wanted S to get the mail and newspaper while she was celebrating her 71st birthday in Atlantic City LOL
I was her backup. Her daughter was supposed to get her mail and newspaper. She asked me to check and make sure her daughter had done it.
Turns out she knows her daughter pretty well because her mail was still in the mailbox. :)
Oh, that is so funny. What did the neighbor even want at that hour? LOL!
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