Me: according to this old blog entry, Laila Ali is Queen Latifah's girlfriend.
Suz: (looks at pic) Nice. Laila Ali? Isn't she the boxer?
Me: Yes.
Suz: I love Queen Latifah. Secretly I'm her girlfriend; she just doesn't know it.
I hope Queen never learns of it, as I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass.
Update:
As a result of the questions--and delightful mental images--in the comments, I decided to do a smidge of research. Seems Miss Ali has been rather adamant in her denial of any such liaison with the Queen. Now that's a pity in oh-so-many ways. The "research," however, was very much a visually pleasing task.
Not as pleasing was Queen's own denial:
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Not as pleasing was Queen's own denial:
It's insulting when someone asks, 'Are you gay?' A woman cannot be strong, outspoken, competent at running her own business, handle herself physically, play a very convincing role in a movie, know what she wants—and go for it—without being gay? Come on.I mean, I agree with her in principle. Truly. I just think she'd make a mighty fine lesbian, and would hope she would acknowledge it proudly if such were the case. Ah, well. Looks like my suburban bliss is safe for now.
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7 comments:
Nah, you're probably safe. I have it on good authority-Queen's a punk-she went back to using her real name. She's totally lost all her street cred...(Um, but don't tell her I told you).
I don't know...since she's had her tits done, you might have a fighting chance.
I don't care about her street cred or her tits.
I adore that woman!
PS: But only in the most abstract way, if you know what I mean.
Wow, Laila Ali???? Is this true? She is so beautiful. I've had Dana Owens onboard 3 different times. One time I THOUGHT the young, pretty (short) woman was her girlfriend. She was crying & they seemed really close. But what do I know? They went to sleep & were both fine when they landed & got off.
Boy Laila Ali & Queen Latifa. What a fabulous thought. (no offense, Suzanne!)
Hot, hot, hot. I think the 3 of us would make a nice Syd sandwich.
Love me some "La."
Y'all are just being narrow minded about this. Just ask Queen to move in. More fun for all! (Hypothetically, of course)
I don't know, neither one of them do it for me. Queen seems like someone who'd be a blast to hang out with, but beyond that, nada.
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