Sunday, September 17, 2006

Hell, Meet Handbasket

S: Apparently the Pope pissed the world off by stating that Mohammad is evil.
W: Oh, yeah?
S: Yeah. Something like the Muslims use violence to spread their religion. 'Cause you know, there's no violence in the Bible.
W: We need a new Bible.
S: [does double-take] You... want me to buy you a Bible?
W: No, no... I think it's time a new Bible was written.

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12 comments:

Maggie said...

That whole "Crusades" thing...messy deal. Let's edit that out of history. Looks bad.

Syd said...

...as long as the Southern Baptists don't write it.

KMae said...

Yes! Yes!
A new Bible SHOULD be written.
There is one that has had all male pronouns taken out refering to God & written modernly, but it is only the New Testament. I wish there was a whole Bible written like that.

SassyFemme said...

I can hear the first crackling of thunder from those lightening bolts now!

Anonymous said...

Syd said: "...as long as the Southern Baptists don't write it."

To which Bill replied: Amen, sister!

weese said...

I love this idea. How about if all of us take a chapter - like in the New Testament ...John, Luke..etc.
I will start working on my chapter, which will of course be called 'Weese'. It will be basically hints and tips disguised as proverbs.

Sarah said...

LMAO! That was a great exchange. Let's let the LGBT community write it..

deb said...

AND, Women should write it. I mean, geeze, get a clue.

In the name of the Goddess...

sporksforall said...

I would totally read a Bible written by bloggers. Can I get mine with a nice embossed cover?

Anonymous said...

Can I write Revelations? It'll be a much better read this time... none of that flying up to heaven, leaving our clothes and blood behind us, bollocks!

GF

tiff said...

I say we just throw together the books that the Niceanes took out and use that as a starter.

scout said...

I smell a team-blogging project comin' on.