S: Apparently the Pope pissed the world off by stating that Mohammad is evil.
W: Oh, yeah?
S: Yeah. Something like the Muslims use violence to spread their religion. 'Cause you know, there's no violence in the Bible.
W: We need a new Bible.
S: [does double-take] You... want me to buy you a Bible?
W: No, no... I think it's time a new Bible was written.
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That whole "Crusades" thing...messy deal. Let's edit that out of history. Looks bad.
...as long as the Southern Baptists don't write it.
Yes! Yes!
A new Bible SHOULD be written.
There is one that has had all male pronouns taken out refering to God & written modernly, but it is only the New Testament. I wish there was a whole Bible written like that.
I can hear the first crackling of thunder from those lightening bolts now!
Syd said: "...as long as the Southern Baptists don't write it."
To which Bill replied: Amen, sister!
I love this idea. How about if all of us take a chapter - like in the New Testament ...John, Luke..etc.
I will start working on my chapter, which will of course be called 'Weese'. It will be basically hints and tips disguised as proverbs.
LMAO! That was a great exchange. Let's let the LGBT community write it..
AND, Women should write it. I mean, geeze, get a clue.
In the name of the Goddess...
I would totally read a Bible written by bloggers. Can I get mine with a nice embossed cover?
Can I write Revelations? It'll be a much better read this time... none of that flying up to heaven, leaving our clothes and blood behind us, bollocks!
GF
I say we just throw together the books that the Niceanes took out and use that as a starter.
I smell a team-blogging project comin' on.
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