A Japanese executive charged with stealing $7 million from his company to fuel a gambling habit hit the daily double yesterday when his wife and his mistress appeared in court together to bail him out of jail.
Magistrate Judge Lois Bloom uncovered the love-triangle after she asked a few routine questions of the bond-signers.
"I am the wife," Hiroko Yamaki informed Bloom through an interpreter.
"I met him in a restaurant. ... We live together," explained Megumi Tsuji, who is a hostess in a Japanese restaurant.
The judge appeared momentarily flustered and explained she did not intend to embarrass the women.
"Mr. Yamaki, you are an incredibly lucky man," Bloom said.
Sure as shit wouldn't see my ass dropping $350,000 for his bond.
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9 comments:
Uh... honey... this isn't some novel way to tell me you're bringing someone home for dinner, is it? ;)
I'd leave that worthless flabby ass in jay-ul.
No fucking way, not me.
Stupid women.
Unfreakinbelievable.
LOL at Suz
You know between the Queen thing and Suzanne's question about bringing someone home, there may be new experiences in your future.
Damnit, Syd, Sporks - Do ya'll think Suz needs encouragement!?!?
Ack! Must. Get. Clean.
Well, look at it this way....it's hard to make his life a living hell if he's locked away.
Trust me, he's getting his little japanese clock cleaned. Slowly, painfully...I'm so proud.
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