Run, don't walk to your nearest eclectic vendor of beverages: The 2006 Jones Soda Holiday Pack is out! (Um, okay, it has been for a couple of weeks. Sue me.) Flavors this year include Turkey and Gravy, Pea, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, and, appropriately enough, Antacid. There's a Dessert Pack too, in case you haven't sufficiently upset your stomach. And hey, if you really want to submit something icky, there's even a "suggest a flavor" link at the website.
Although you may rest assured that I will not be partaking of these "original" beverages, don't dismiss them out of hand. In addition to the excellent gift potential for "special" people in your life, a portion of the proceeds do go to Toys for Tots. If you're really in to this kind of crap, you can order your own personalized 12-pack for a mere $35 dollars (plus S&H, of course).
Or, better yet, save on shipping and donate $35 worth of toys to needy kids this year.
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9 comments:
So. Fucking. Nasty.
Uh...thanks? :)
One part of my Gemini personality thinks along the same lines as Syd....this is just ALL kinds of wrong!! On the other hand there is a certain appeal in the wrongness of it all.....something about it does appeal to me....for those hard to shop for people that like "different" in the gift giving department!!
I love Jones Soda: at least the normal flavors. These flavors totally gross me out. I think we should conduct a blogging taste test of them. I offer to test the dessert ones. :)
bleck, that sounds disgusting.
Yuck. Blech. Nasty. Putrid. And on and on and on.
Excellent find, Wen. I appreciate your efforts at showing us things to run screaming away from. Those sodas? Work of the devil. Antacid? Really?
Disgusting! Why ruin perfectly good entrees and sides by making soda of 'em. No thankyousoverymuch.
Someone must be enjoying that crap, or else why would they keep making it year after year?
The Antacid soda is long overdue.
Oh shit, where do you find all this stuph?!? Bleck.
I like your idea of donating $35 for kids in need. No puking involved.
'tis the season!
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