A few weeks ago, I purchased this little fellow:
You know, just for the hell of it.
I decided to bring him along for the week ofperpetual inebriation drinking games cocktail-enhanced relaxation with our friends at the beach.
Turns out one of my single, male, hetero compadres took a real shine to the gnome. After kicking said compadre's ass in fantasy football AND poker, I needed a new way to torment him. The gnome was the perfect outlet.
I saw this one online this morning. At first, I was pissed that I'd purchased the faceless version with less ass exposure.
On second thought, though, the faceless gnome has been through hell this week. The guy with a face, well, that would be too easy.
Sporks... aren't you glad our little sporky friends DIDN'T make the trip?
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You know, just for the hell of it.
I decided to bring him along for the week of
Turns out one of my single, male, hetero compadres took a real shine to the gnome. After kicking said compadre's ass in fantasy football AND poker, I needed a new way to torment him. The gnome was the perfect outlet.
I saw this one online this morning. At first, I was pissed that I'd purchased the faceless version with less ass exposure.
On second thought, though, the faceless gnome has been through hell this week. The guy with a face, well, that would be too easy.
Sporks... aren't you glad our little sporky friends DIDN'T make the trip?
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7 comments:
The level of my gratitude that the sporks were spared both exposure to gnome fun and potential humliation is matched in scope by canyons of such immensity that they make the one in Arizona look wimpy. Spork guardianship takes clarity of thought and I'm delighted that the suburban sporks were left safely at home.
As for the gnomes, I agree the chosen gnome has subtlety where the faced and full-butted one doesn't.
Glad you (and the gnome) are having a good time. :)
What is it about bloggers and asses?!?! Between you and Syd and a few others, I'm just cracking up!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!
Pretty fuckin' funny.
Upon first glance I thought it was a pencil sharpener whereby to sharpen the pencil you had to stick it in him bum.
Sassy is right. It must be all the talk about asses.
I'm dying laughing imagining Bent's version!
"Garden Gnomes Gone Wild"
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