In my capacity as a onetime ad copy writer for a gay male erotica Web site, I used to be responsible for describing said narratives. Happily, I didn't have to watch the films; I simply read the video companies' descriptions of their releases and did my level best to paraphrase them into coherent English sentences and such. How many synonyms can you think of for penis? I have a whole 'nother kind of thesaurus in this here noggin.
When scout had the aforementioned job, we once "previewed" a gay male porn on 60X speed on the DVD player. The 2 minutes I saw involved fruit. I can't say I could sort out a plot.
LOL, porn movie plots make the BEST conversation topics. Uh, not that I talk about porn with people. Actually the topic never comes up. But if it did, the plot would be the best part!
10 comments:
"See, there's this woman...nice tits. She's got to call the plumber. So this dude shows up. And they go at it. And she loves it, of course."
You're right. It's hysterical.
I've had people try to tell me about a song by telling me about the video. That's pretty strange.
Nope can't say that I have experienced that bit I bet it was a hoot!!!
Wanted to stop in and wish you and Suzanne a very happy New Year and all the best!!
In my capacity as a onetime ad copy writer for a gay male erotica Web site, I used to be responsible for describing said narratives. Happily, I didn't have to watch the films; I simply read the video companies' descriptions of their releases and did my level best to paraphrase them into coherent English sentences and such. How many synonyms can you think of for penis? I have a whole 'nother kind of thesaurus in this here noggin.
When scout had the aforementioned job, we once "previewed" a gay male porn on 60X speed on the DVD player. The 2 minutes I saw involved fruit. I can't say I could sort out a plot.
porno movies have plots? who knew?
LMAO! I think I have actually. But of course I blocked it out so I remember nothing LMAO!
Nope.
Never.
I must be hanging out with the wrong people.
Porn movies have plots? Isn't that sort of an oxymoron, of sorts?
LOL, porn movie plots make the BEST conversation topics. Uh, not that I talk about porn with people. Actually the topic never comes up. But if it did, the plot would be the best part!
Post a Comment